The Green Movement Finally Has Me Sold

NO WAY!!! FIVE MORE MONTHS?!?!

Bullet pointed comments are going to be fun times.
-What about the average Chinese person? They pollute a metric ass ton. Survey says?
-WHAT THE HELL??? It is not 5 months. It is 4.8 months. That means I am losing 6 days on the average 30 day month. Talk about being shortchanged!!! Misleading title!
-On average, particulate matter levels fell from 21 micrograms per cubic meter of air to 14 micrograms per cubic meter in the cities studied. At the same time, Americans lived an average 2.72 years longer. WINS.
-They attributed the increase to falling mortality rates for nine of the 15 leading causes of death, including heart disease, cancer, accidents and diabetes. LOSES. I was just told earlier on in the article that clean ass air will make me live a little bit longer. To be quite frank, I never heard of clean ass air (CAA for those Rachel Ray fans) helping prevent any of those. LIES :(