If Your Mother's Day Was Bad...

then cheat?

Not to pick on women, because men are equally as stupid when it comes to cheating, but what a great passive aggressive measure to have a false sense of love, security, lust...whatever.

I get it. You are unhappy. Why not just go about this the old-fashioned way and talk about things? Last I checked, these women (and men) are adults and should be able to work things out whether it leads to staying together or ending the relationship

Spring Cleaning??!!?!?

What in the @%*)#%!$%)!*??? Some items on this list are just bat shit crazy. Get rid of your lawn? Nifty. Get rid of your virginity? Usually happens sometime, just a matter of when. Hopefully later than sooner. PUNDITS? A pundit wants to get rid of pundits? Just read some of this.

What is seen cannot be unseen...